3/17

While eating hotdogs at Costco:

Nathan- "Mom, I know where orange juice comes from."

Me- "Where?"

Nathan- "Hotdogs."

Me- "What??"

Nathan- "Yeah, squeeze your hotdog and watch what comes out!"

Me- "I don't think that is orange juice."

Nathan- "But look it is orange!"

3/7

As Nathan helped me clean the toilets with Comet:

Nathan- "Mom! I want to put the sugar in the toilet!"

Later that day as we ate spaghetti with parmesan cheese:

Kaylee- "Mom, will you pass the sugar cheese please?"

Apparently my kids think everything white and powdery is sugar!

2/16

As Trevor was trying to take a large bowl of chili out of the microwave

Me- "Trevor that chili is hot and heavy."

Luckily none of my kids thought this was funny at all, but I did have to laugh to myself.

2/3

Nathan- "Mom, what should I do with this candy cane I found?"

Me- "Eat it."

Nathan- "NO Mom!  Candy canes are only for Halloween and it is NOT Halloween now is it!"