3/17

While eating hotdogs at Costco:

Nathan- "Mom, I know where orange juice comes from."

Me- "Where?"

Nathan- "Hotdogs."

Me- "What??"

Nathan- "Yeah, squeeze your hotdog and watch what comes out!"

Me- "I don't think that is orange juice."

Nathan- "But look it is orange!"

3/7

As Nathan helped me clean the toilets with Comet:

Nathan- "Mom! I want to put the sugar in the toilet!"

Later that day as we ate spaghetti with parmesan cheese:

Kaylee- "Mom, will you pass the sugar cheese please?"

Apparently my kids think everything white and powdery is sugar!

2/16

As Trevor was trying to take a large bowl of chili out of the microwave

Me- "Trevor that chili is hot and heavy."

Luckily none of my kids thought this was funny at all, but I did have to laugh to myself.

2/3

Nathan- "Mom, what should I do with this candy cane I found?"

Me- "Eat it."

Nathan- "NO Mom!  Candy canes are only for Halloween and it is NOT Halloween now is it!"

1/30

While reading jokes from a Spongebob Joke book in the car:

Trevor- "What do you call a squid that robs banks?"

Kaylee- "I don't know."

Trevor- "Billy the Squid." (then in an attempt to explain the joke to those of us with lower intellegence) "You get it?  Billy like a Bill and Squid like a fish....Bill....Fish.....get it???"

Not sure he got it!

2/3

Nathan- "Mom, what should I do with this candy cane I found?"

Me- "Eat it."

Nathan- "NO Mom!  Candy canes are only for Halloween and it is NOT Halloween now is it!"

1/18

While baking a cake by himself and reading the recipe:

Trevor- "1 tsp pure vanilla exact, wow, I dont think I can bethat exact!"

1/12
While pulling into the garage:
Nathan- "Yeah, I still have five toes."

1/12
At Breakfast:
Me- "Wow Kaylee, you are eating a lot, are you trying to grow as big as me?"
Trevor- "Well first she would have to get as big as me."
Kaylee- "Yeah, first Trevor, then Mom, then Dad,....wait....I will just stop at Mom."

2/12
While watching Madagascar at Aunt Andrea's house:
Nathan- "Andrea, Zebra's can't jump!"
Andrea- "Yes they can."
Nathan- "Well not the talking ones."

11/8
The kids were reading from a spongebob joke book:
Trevor- "What does Spongebob eat 3 times a day?
Kaylee- (very excited for having figured out the joke) "Sponges!"
Trevor- "No, a square meal"
Kaylee- (now offended) "That's the SAME THING!"