1/30

While reading jokes from a Spongebob Joke book in the car:

Trevor- "What do you call a squid that robs banks?"

Kaylee- "I don't know."

Trevor- "Billy the Squid." (then in an attempt to explain the joke to those of us with lower intellegence) "You get it?  Billy like a Bill and Squid like a fish....Bill....Fish.....get it???"

Not sure he got it!

2/3

Nathan- "Mom, what should I do with this candy cane I found?"

Me- "Eat it."

Nathan- "NO Mom!  Candy canes are only for Halloween and it is NOT Halloween now is it!"

1/18

While baking a cake by himself and reading the recipe:

Trevor- "1 tsp pure vanilla exact, wow, I dont think I can bethat exact!"

1/12
While pulling into the garage:
Nathan- "Yeah, I still have five toes."

1/12
At Breakfast:
Me- "Wow Kaylee, you are eating a lot, are you trying to grow as big as me?"
Trevor- "Well first she would have to get as big as me."
Kaylee- "Yeah, first Trevor, then Mom, then Dad,....wait....I will just stop at Mom."

2/12
While watching Madagascar at Aunt Andrea's house:
Nathan- "Andrea, Zebra's can't jump!"
Andrea- "Yes they can."
Nathan- "Well not the talking ones."

11/8
The kids were reading from a spongebob joke book:
Trevor- "What does Spongebob eat 3 times a day?
Kaylee- (very excited for having figured out the joke) "Sponges!"
Trevor- "No, a square meal"
Kaylee- (now offended) "That's the SAME THING!"